VODKA, SUGAR FREE RED BULL............

THERE ONCE WAS A TIME WHEN I RODE A MOTORCYCLE. IT MADE ME FEEL COOL OR AT LEAST LIKE I WAS ON THE `INSIDE`.  I RODE EXTRA FAST AND HAD SOME CRASHES. PEOPLE SAID, `WHAT A RETARD` AND WOULD ALWAYS SEEM KINDA NERVOUS TALKING TO ME. NOW THAT I DON`T RIDE MOTRCYCLES ANYMORE, I`M TOTALLY THE REAL ME. I READ BOOKS ALL DAY. TO MOST, THAT IS BORING. TO ME, THAT IS FUN. I  PRETTY MUCH SUCK AT SKATEBOARDING NOW. LATELY, I`VE BEEN RIDING MOSTLY OLD LONGBOARDS WHEN I SURF...... I`M THE BIGGEST FUCKIN KOOK. I`M REALLY INTO SMALL, OLD TINY CERAMIC VASES. I DRIVE AROUND PHOTOGRAPHING, WHAT I THINK IS, COOL ARCHITECTURE. I`M SLOWLY FALLING INTO MYSELF..... THE TALIBAN THREATENED TO STOP POLIO SHOTS TO CHILDREN IF WE DON`T STOP DRONING AND KILLING TALIBAN LEADERS THAT ARE PLOTTING TO KILL OTHERS. POLIO IS LITERALLY WIPED OUT IN MOST OF THE WORLD AND THE U.S. IS THE LEADERS HANDING OUT MONEY FOR THE VACINE. I DON`T KNOW WHAT I HATE MORE, RELIGION OR JUST PLAIN MALICIOUS PEOPLE....COULD BE A TIE. LET`S START A CLUB....