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june 15th 6-10 pm 1303 avocado ave. newport beach, calif.

THIS SATURDAY! GBMC THREE ANNIVERSARY W/ THE BLACK TIBETANS AND LOS MYSTERIOSOS!

LITERATURE LESSON #714........(ARE YOU TOO YOUNG TO REMEMBER 714`S? ) INFINITE JEST A NOVEL BY DAVID FOSTER WALLACE

DON`T READ THIS CAUSE YOU`RE PROBABLY TO FUCKING A.D.D. TO STAY FOCUSED FOR 981 PAGES OF PURE FUCKIN GENIUS...... AND 388 FOOTNOTES (FOR REAL). IF YOU THINK YOU CAN STAY ON, YOU WILL GET TO BE PART OF A BOOK NERDS ORGASMIC NIRVANA...... THE STORY IS SO PERFECT ON SO MANY LEVELS THAT TRYING TO DESCRIBE IT WOULDN`T DO THE AUTHOR JUSTICE. ( I FIND IT INTERESTING THE HE WROTE SUCH A LONG BOOK AND NAMED IT INFINITE JEST, THE JOKE IS ON THE READER FOR READING THE WHOLE DAMN THING) READ THE WHOLE DAMN THING, IT IS WORTH IT. CLEAR YOUR MIND AND INDULGE. ACCEPT YOUR MEDOCRITY. DAVID WALLACE WAS A VERY COMPLICATED INDIVIDUAL AND HIS WRITING BEARS WITNESS.HE WAS AN INCREDIBLE NOVELIST/SHORT STORY WRITER.

 WALLACE IN 1995, HE WAS OFTEN COMPARED TO PYNCHON, IRVING AND ROBBINS....

 WALLACE NOT TOO MUCH BEFORE HE KILLED HIMSELF ON SEPTEMBER 12TH 2008.

SIDE NOTE: HE WAS A PROFESSOR FOR AWILE AT POMONA COLLEGE IN CLAIREMONT, CALIF. HOW COOL TO HAVE BEEN IN ONE, JUST ONE OF HIS CLASSES. I THINK IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NEAT.....FUCK YOU.

SIDE SIDE NOTE: THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I`VE READ THIS BOOK.... THE INFINITE JEST IS ON ME, THANK YOU DAVID FOSTER WALLACE, YOU DONT KNOW YOU`RE RESTING IN PEACE CAUSE YOU`RE JUST PLAIN OLD DEAD.........

LITERATURE LESSON #17 ? THE BREAST BY PHILLIP ROTH

THE BREAST BY PHILIP ROTH........... INSTANTLY YOU`RE DRAWN TO THE TITLE (the word title has tit in it, just saying), I`VE HEARD ABOUT THIS BOOK FOR SO LONG AND FINALLY RAN INTO A FIRST EDITION HARDCOVER AT A FLEA MARKET. THE BREAST, WHAT IS THERE NOT TO LIKE? THE PLOT? THE STORY OF A MAN THAT TURNS INTO A FEMALE BREAST. IT`S A SHORT READ AT 77 PAGES BUT PRETTY FUCKIN GOOD. I WAS ORIGINALLY DRAWN TO THE AUTHOR CAUSE HE IS A NEW JERSEY NATIVE......... I`M ALWAYS DRAWN TO STORIES WITH UNDER-CURRENTS OF ALIENATION. MOST OF ROTH`S BOOKS TREAD THAT CURRENT WITH DRY WIT AND HUMOR. TRY READING IT OR DON`T.......

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